Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Weather

What is up with the weather recently in Florida?

Sitting at my desk and looking out my window, it looks beautiful. Clear blue skies, sunny, and a breeze.

The picture misleads me and when I step outside - WHAM! - What the fuck is this? Its cold. 48 degrees to be exact. And windy as hell. I check my handy Blackberry and it tells me that the wind is 18 mph with gusts at 30. Give me a feels like temp of 44. Feels like? Feels Like!! It feels like I am in upstate NY an freezing my tits off! This is not Florida weather.

This is Mother Nature's way of letting us know that we have severly pissed her off by damaging the planet. This is her way of sticking it to us.

Well fuck you cold weather. I want the summer back.....

So I can complain some more about the weather.

1 comment:

  1. Hilarious! It's supposed to be 45 F this weekend and I'm super excited about that! I can't believe you think 44 F is cold!

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