Weather

What is up with the weather recently in Florida?

Sitting at my desk and looking out my window, it looks beautiful. Clear blue skies, sunny, and a breeze.

The picture misleads me and when I step outside - WHAM! - What the fuck is this? Its cold. 48 degrees to be exact. And windy as hell. I check my handy Blackberry and it tells me that the wind is 18 mph with gusts at 30. Give me a feels like temp of 44. Feels like? Feels Like!! It feels like I am in upstate NY an freezing my tits off! This is not Florida weather.

This is Mother Nature's way of letting us know that we have severly pissed her off by damaging the planet. This is her way of sticking it to us.

Well fuck you cold weather. I want the summer back.....

So I can complain some more about the weather.

Radio

What is up with all the talking on the radio in the morning!!!! If I wanted to listen to talking, I would have put on NPR, not some DJ who thinks he is a fucking comedian. I turn on the radio because I want to hear music. MUSIC...you know, that stuff that we use to be able to listen to for free, but now have to pay for via Sirius if we actually want to hear any in the car.

Well fuck you Clear Channel Communications. I'm not listening to your garbage. And Fuck you Sirius - I'm not paying for something that should be free.

I would rather drive in silence than sellout like that.

Bush Bumper Stickers

What is up with people still having bumper stickers supporting Bush on their car. Do that many people still honestly support that bastard. After all he has done and how he has flushed our economy and country down the shitter. He has ruined the named of the USA and endangered soliders' lives no matter where they are stationed.

Take a razor blade and scrape that shit off already.

Casey Anthony

Ok, so everyone in the state of Florida knows that Casey Anthony killed her daughter. Some say she is crazy, the devil, a sociopath - what have you. But honestly, does anyone really care what the fuck she ate in jail today. The food in jail is shit. Looks like shit, smells liks shit and tastes like shit. Its far worse than Orange County's public school lunches. Even if they try to make it sound good, it isn't. Its shit.

But why the fuck is this news. Its on TV, its in the Orlando Slantinel, oppps, I mean Sentinel. Why do you care. There are much more news-worthy stories to be reporting on. Oh say the economy and Sprint cutting 8000 jobs.

So let her eat what she wants...Its all going to be shit anyways.

Quit your bitching and start writing

So everyone has something to complain about.

The idiot driving in front of you, going 30 mph in a 50 mph zone, that can't figure out what lane he wants to be in becuase he is talking on his cell phone. Hang up the fucking phone and drive bitch!

The neighbor with his head up his ass that doesn't know how to put his garbage in his garbage can and it ends up blowing all over your yard. Didn't your momma teach you how to throw out garbage or just how to live like it!

Well this is the place for you. I'll be posting my complaints, but hey if you are feeling really pissy, email me yours and I may just put it up too. But I also reserve the right to add in my own brand of sarcasm and smart-ass-ness in too.

complainwithme@gmail.com